Who is this Swine Flu you speak of?

June 27 & 28, Purple Leisure represented themselves in the Beach Ultimate community with a fun/kick ass weekend of Ultimate in the sand.

At the tournament Huck It Long Beach, Purple Liesure (A.K.A. Swine Flu Origin) drove down to Long Beach, CA and showed the Beach society how they roll. Nothing but amazing ultimate and amazing stories were made/played at this tournament.

Day 1 (Friday):

The weekend started with Robert driving down with Geoff, Caylin's car driving down and Mario picking up Abby at the University of Spoiled Children. Caylin, Mario, Abby, Kelsey, Robert, and myself (G-off) all stayed in a hotel that wasn't that bad, but I wouldn't be surprised if the T.V. show COPS had been shot there once. The only rule in the hotel was you were not allowed to touch the stove; you may die if you touched a knob. Mario and Abby made everyone feel uncomfertable with there loud, moaning, and wrestling around while everyone was still awake. Geoff and Caylin couldn't stop themselves from laughing especially when the possible climax happened. Also, Abby got up and ran into a heating system that she thought was the bathroom door getting the attention of the room; what the room saw was Abby's pasty white ass. That was deffinitly the funniest part of the night.

Day 2 (Saturday):

I woke up and went for a run down the beach. I found out that our hotel was only a three minute walk from the party and a ten minute walk from the beach where the tourney was being held. Abby, Mario, and Geoff went to breakfast, which consisted of Mario denying the entire night.

Woke the hotelers up and we all walked down to the beach. There was no captains meeting, no begals, and no water. Not your normal tournament.

Our first opponent is the Bay Area's own PieMo or the second team at least going as MoPie. Swine Flu pretty much rolled over them. We opened up with a 4-1 lead and took half at 6-4. There team consisted of some decent players but our defense was better and they were more about having fun and drinking, which is cool but they got killed because of it. Final score 11-6. Our ladies absolutely owned them. They could not handle Tash's handling ability, Lisa's speed and sexiness, and the two Sonoma state ladies that absolutely crushed there opponent.

Our second Opponent was some team that was way good. They consisted of Monster, and Brown Chicken Brown Cow players. They crushed us 13-6.

Third opponent was dressed in all red and blue hawaiin shirts. They were very spirited and had one dominent lady. We ended up winning that game on Universe 13-12. One of their players ended up missing some time of their third game while he drank with us. Oh yeah and Bob played with us during this game. Much thanks goes out to him for that. Once the game was over he walked away into the sunset.

2-1, Not bad.

Fourth opponent we played Las Vegas Leisure and got beat pretty bad by them. Don't remember the score.

2-2.

For the fifth and final game we started 20 minutes late and I tried to Ro Sham them for the game. They didn't really want to do that. Our team was kind of out of gas and didn't really want to play. We ended up losing 13-4 or 5.

2-3.

We could have done worst. Oh and it was hell of hot. At least on our feet.

After, we go to the tournament party, which ends up being a roped off section of the bar. A couple of hundred people were all crammed in this place and to get food you had to wait at this table and snag a piece if you could. Beer had run out by the time we got there, so, I bought us all three pitchers of beer and we had a good time. Since there wasn't that much beer and that much food we all went and got more food and beer.

The Pirate story

The Sonoma State kids that were playing with us got picked up (more like hit on) by this old, ugly lady that was dressed up in a pirate costume. They were invited to go back to her house to stay that night and drink more beer. We all thought they were going to die. Supposedly they stayed up drinking, smoking and playing video games. I think they were walking funny the next day, so I don't believe their story. If you want the full story you need to ask them. It's that type of story.

The Hotelers stayed up getting tipsy and play Settlers. A good night.

Day 3 (Sunday):

As we are driving to the tournament, driving this time because we need to move our cars closer since we are not at the hotel anymore, Mario calls me saying his car isn't where he left it. I go back alone missing the first half of the first game. When I arrive we make a few phone calls to find out that his car was towed. They made stupid youthful mistakes when parking. The best part was that it wasn't stolen. We drove back, picking up the car later, and getting there with enough time to play in the second half of game two.

When we arrive we find out that we are playing a team from SLO and winning 7-4. The second point I'm in I get tripped up with my defender hurting my foot. It's pretty swollen, but of course I still play. We end up winning 13-8. We played our best game of the weekend that game. They played zone and we destroyed it.

Our second game was against a team filled with Blu players and there coach. We battled with them the entire time and when I left we were tied at 8's. I had to take Caylin, the person with the credit card, and Mario to the impound to pick it up.

While we were gone we ended up losing 13-11. Our final placing was 11th. We started the Tournament with the ranking fo 20th. We had a lot of fun, and can't wait for next year.

Swine Flu...

Ah-Choo!!!